Joke of the day 20/07

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”


“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”


“Wow!… That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.


“Good,” she replied




“Then get your own bloody blanket.”