Joke of da day 27/02

A young man was walking through Tajmahal grocery and general store to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, can you say "Good bye, Mum!" It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good-bye, Mum!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Joke of da day 21/02

3 ugly sister went to see a witch to ask for a cure for their ugliness. the witch told them that behind her house there is a small pond, before jumping into the pond, shout what type of face u want and u will change into the face.. so the 1st siter goes and try it..

"i want a face like nicole kidman..!" and she jump into the pond..

after re emerging, her face miraculously change to the similarity of nicole kidman..

then the second sis try..

"i want a face like pamela anderson!!"

then after re emerging from the pool, her face is exactly like pam andersons'..

so the 3rd sis turn..

she takes a running start, and suddenly stumble on a stone, "wah KNNBCCB" then fall into the pool..

Joke of da day 09/02

An old white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque.

"I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up monday afternoon."

Monday morning arrived and a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I just had?"

Joke of da day 08/02

A true story..

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.

Then Mr Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?'

Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".

Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humour:

"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."

Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."

Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.