This one is SOOOOOO accurate!!!!! must try this okay? promise....It's true, .. give it a try!
Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door. In front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it. They are:
a. an apple
b. a banana
c. a strawberry
d. a peach
e. an orange
Which fruit will u choose? Your choice reveals about u! Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN
a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple.
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana.
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry.
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach.
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange.
Friday, January 21, 2005
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Joke of da day 20/01
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil....
As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil....
As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
joke of da day 19/01
Starting young..
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!" At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!" At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Joke of da day 18/01
Once there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists.
As the wedding couple hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "KAN PEI" (happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder. One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him. "KAN PEI" ...."KAN....PEI"....!!!" The cheers continued.
Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted. "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU!"
Monday, January 17, 2005
joke of da day 17/01
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked ....
Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.
Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.
Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect ur eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes brimming with pride....
Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert...... Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo!!!!!!???
MORAL OF THE STORY: Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place"(so stop lazing in front of da comp~)
Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.
Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.
Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect ur eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes brimming with pride....
Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert...... Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo!!!!!!???
MORAL OF THE STORY: Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place"(so stop lazing in front of da comp~)
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