A man went to his doctor’s office to check his sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The man returns the next day and gives the jar to the doctor. Noticing the jar is empty and unused, the doctor asked, “Was there a problem?”
"Well, doc, it’s like this,” the man explains. “First I tried with my right hand and nothing. Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing. Then I asked my wife to help and she tried. First with her right hand, then with her left hand, then when that didn’t work, she tried with her mouth and still nothing! We even called up Bill, our next-door neighbor, and he tried. First using both hands and then squeezing it between his legs—”
"You asked your neighbor?” The doctor was shocked.
“Yep,” the man replied. “And no matter what we tried we never could get that jar open.”
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