Joke of da day 23/12

Hung Cheong calls the office and says, "Hey boss, I no come work today, I vely vely sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs ache, I no come work."

The manager says, "You know something, Cheong, I really need you today. Whenever I feel the way you feel right now, I will go to my wife and tell her to have sex with me. That makes everything better, and I will go to work. Why won't you try that?"

Two hours later Hung Cheong calls again. "I do what you say and I feel vely good. I come work vely quick. And Boss,


You house vely nice."