Joke of the Day!

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, w...

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, we...

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “,Daddy, what is sex?”, The father was surprised that she wo...

A fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert, decides to visit a friend in the city. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run o...

A female professor at the University reminds students that the next day during the final exams, excuses of absence will not be tolerated. ...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private ar...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus ...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good-looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if h...