Joke of the day 13/10

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big"
"I mean really big"!
"I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers:
"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"