A man finds an old lamp, rubs it. Out pops two blonde genies.
They tell him he can have three wishes. He closes his eyes, makes his wishes, and... pooff!!
He finds himself in a hotel room surrounded by beautiful naked women, all crazy for him.
He looks down and the floor of the hotel room is carpeted with hundred dollar fills, feet deep.
He looks down and the floor of the hotel room is carpeted with hundred dollar fills, feet deep.
...Just then there is a knock on the hotel door.
The man opens the door, to find two masked Klu Klux Klan members waiting for him.
They grab him, beat him up and string up to a tree.
The man opens the door, to find two masked Klu Klux Klan members waiting for him.
They grab him, beat him up and string up to a tree.
As he was gasping his last breaths, the man saw the two Klu Klux Klan members walking away.
They took off their masks. It was the two blonde genies!
And the one said to the other "You know, his first two wishes I could still understand."
"...But I really don't understand why he wanted to be hung like a black man."
They took off their masks. It was the two blonde genies!
And the one said to the other "You know, his first two wishes I could still understand."
"...But I really don't understand why he wanted to be hung like a black man."
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