A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left, recollecting his good old young days!
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the motorway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!", thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180kmh, then 220 then 240kmh, Vrooooooom was the only sound he could hear.
Suddenly, he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too mature for all this nonsense!" So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The police officer walked up at the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, I know its fun to drive, but not speed. My shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me one good reason for speeding that fast and if I've never heard it before, I'll let you go free!"
The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back!!!!!"
I thought you were bringing her back!!!!!"
Smilingly, the policeman said, "Have a good day Sir, you are lucky!"
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