An American, a Japanese, and Ah Seng were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
Ah Seng felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper stuck and hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow!What's that?"
Afraid of being embarrassed, A quick inspiration struck his mind. Ah Seng explained, "I'm getting a FAX."
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