Three priests were holding a meeting. One of the items on the agenda was about the distribution of money collected during services and how that related to their pay.
The first priest said "I split the money into two piles on the basis of one for me and and one for God's work".
The second priest said "I feel a bit guilty to admit this, but in our church the salary is very low, so I split the money, two for me and and one for God's work".
The third priest assumed an expression of disgust and said "I don't know how you both live with yourselves. I put all the money in a sack. I throw it up into the air and shout 'God take what you want'.
I only take what is left when the sack comes down again".
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