A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm going to have another beer and if my horse isn't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm going to do what I do back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I do back in Texas!
"Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
Joke [johk] -noun
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Joke of da day 02/04
There once was a man whose given name was "Onestone", so named becausehe had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not tocall him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around andnobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forestwhere he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her allthe next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got aroundthat Onestone meant serious business.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her allday, all night, and all the next day, and through the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!! What is the moral of this story???
You can't kill two birds with one stone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around andnobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forestwhere he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her allthe next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got aroundthat Onestone meant serious business.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her allday, all night, and all the next day, and through the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!! What is the moral of this story???
You can't kill two birds with one stone!