A panda walks into a bar. He orders a pint and a pubmeal.
He finishes his meal, gets up, shoots the waiter, and then walks out without paying.
The barman runs after him, shouting "Hey! What was that all about!"
"Look it up," the panda replies, casually strolling off.
He finishes his meal, gets up, shoots the waiter, and then walks out without paying.
The barman runs after him, shouting "Hey! What was that all about!"
"Look it up," the panda replies, casually strolling off.
The barman takes out his Encyclopedia Brittannica, looks it up, and, sure enough, it indeed says:
"Panda - eats shoots and leaves".
"Panda - eats shoots and leaves".
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