A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a smallhouse. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with along grey . "I'm lost," said the man, "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you so much aslay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well,and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as well, as she couldn't keep her eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering theold man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for anight of passion. Near dawn, he quietly crept back to his room so the oldman wouldn't hear, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest.
Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it thatread:
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's easy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so, he noticed another note on itthat read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting closeto taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration hejumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted toward theground he saw a large sign on the ground that read:
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed
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