Joke of da day 24/01

A man goes up to his minister at the local church.

"Reverend," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing , not to mention disrespectful. What should I do?"

"I've noticed this and have an idea "if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg."

So, in church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off.

Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr.Jones.

"JESUS!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the sharp object.

"Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply.

Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. And again, the minister noticed.

"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr.Jones.

"MY GOD!" howled Mrs Jones as she got pricked by her husband with the pin for the second time.

"Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face.

Before long, Mrs Jones dozed off yet again. However, this time, the minister did not take note of that.

As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few hand gestures that Mr Jones mistakenly believed to be yet another sign to prick his wife.

Mr Jones sharply poked his wife with the pin again as the minister questioned "and what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him their 99th child?"

Mrs Jones screamed, "you stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen!" replied all the women in the congregation