Joke of da day 02/04

There once was a man whose given name was "Onestone", so named becausehe had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not tocall him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around andnobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forestwhere he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her allthe next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got aroundthat Onestone meant serious business.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her allday, all night, and all the next day, and through the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!! What is the moral of this story???





















You can't kill two birds with one stone!