Vithawin and Wenyi are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, Vithawin wakes his faithful friend and asks, "Wenyi, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Wenyi replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Vithawin.
Wenyi ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appearsto be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small andinsignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, my friend?"
Vithawin is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Wenyi, you dumb-ass, someone stole our tent."
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