A joke a day.. keeps da money issue away~

Morals of life... i passed my cme guys

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. shower with your friend.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.