a joke a day... keeps the doctor away!

In a New York park, a savage dog attacked a young boy. A passer-by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it
to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took
snap shots for a front-page picture in the next day's paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York", replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog".
"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero.
On being asked about who he really is? Our hero replied, "I'm a Pakistani".
Well the next day the headline on the front page of The NewYork Times said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible link to Al-Qaeda"